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Some days ago I read in a newspaper that a minimum percentage of heads (1 in 10) had no college education, let alone have a look askance at the offices of my superior, mentally nodding and saying "I think so" but not only higher but also their employees, by a similar amount and I began to understand many experienced situacións the phone. I remembered then that Anna
Sam, a supermarket cashier Renners outside, had the brilliant idea to explain his experiences in his blog, Cashier no future so I lit the lights and started to make things more surreal memory q I have been listening and that made me fall off the chair laughing.
work in a travel wholesaler in the reservations department and get calls daily if not more absurd, namely

Travel Agent (AdV): Good morning, wearing Venice?
Switchboard (I): If you tell me where I can help.
AdV: I have some clients who want a good hotel but that, if q is near the metro ...
Me: I said Venice?
AdV: if
Me: but near the metro is impossible ...
AdV: for??
Me: I did not know that Venice had withdrawn the vaporetto and gondolas for hire subs ...

hung up, I suppose q of shame .... ***************

AdV: Good afternoon, look for a nice hotel by the Sahara circuit of tunez (background customer is heard saying that he just wants stay)
I: wait I spend with the Dept of Europe ...
AdV: (laughs) No, not if it is in the catalog of the Mediterranean, the costs ...
Me: Costas, where? AdV
(the client) where I said I wanted to go? But he said the tunez Sahara.
Me: I would have said Zahara de los Atunes, Cadiz. **********************

This for me best:
AdV: Hey, look help me, I have some friends who want to go to Benicassim at the festival, look at me a hotel.
Me: ok, tell me, that I can look?
AdV: ah, whatever!
Me: but hey, look at the catalog and tell me at least, category, regimen, many people ...
AdV: is that in the catalog of Rural not Benicassim ...
I: no man in Rural not in the catalog page. 52 are a few Check it out and tell me what I look ... are you new, right?
AdV: if I am new ... but not, I looked at Morella, this beautiful town, no?
I: Morella?? But that is in high mountain, about 200 km. Your friends will be angry with you a little ... I told you in the Coastal q in Castellon ...
AdV: Castilla y Leon, right?
Me: NO, castellon!!
AdV: Castellon? That's not Catalan, right? Let's see ... Tarragona, Lerida, Barcelona and Gerona, no, not Catalonia.
Me: NO, NOT THAT CLEAR! This in Valencia ...
AdV: Valencia? Castellon have not told me?
I: Comunidad Valenciana ... look talk to your friends and show them the catalog to see what they want, or why not better do not ask for help to one of your classmates.?
AdV: my compilation is making a coffee, come back in 5 minutes ...
Me: ah, ok and your office manager?
AdV: I am the director of the office ...

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One afternoon, I received a call for a claim, very angry travel agent, communicates with me because their VIP clients had had serious problems in their honeymoon to the Caribbean in IT, INTOLERABLE how bad I run my business and the assembly of the trip, I asked him to please read my above complaints customer, and very dazed, begins to dictate a litany of complaints:

• Ice cream ends at 12.00 noon and not replenished
• Debian pay cubatas in nightclubs.
• full day excursions were a scam, since the sun came out q there very early and therefore was coming down very soon and get up early ...
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• The hotel was full of immigrants.
• wanted to know which path the plane had been around since it takes an hour less time to do the tour ...

Reiterate if he was serious and if I wanted it to reach the relevant department, his response was "of course"

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